Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Captain Coon


Captain Evan Coon the 3rd, high sea whaler and pscych drummer extraordinarie. Born in a typhoon off the coast of the Virgin Islands in 1856, his family made their way north via the Mississippi River and eventually settled in Chicago, Il. Captain Coon began whaling the great Lake Michigan a few years later after purchasing a large sea vessel with some money he made off a small money, black market excursion. Within three years, Captain Coonbe had grown his fleet to nearly 300 vessels, wreaking havoc on the fresh water Great Lake Whales that once ruled the Great Lakes. You can guess why you've never seen or heard about the whales, as Captain Coonbe's Whaling Whalers decimated the population to a mere 12 whales within 5 years. These whales were kept at the Captain's HQ and bred profusely (overseen by the Captain himself) thus ensuring a whale monopoly on the Great Lakes. Now, 100 some years later, Captain Coon has emerged as our liquid flow stlye, psych drum beater and hasn't skipped a beat. He plans to release his fresh water whales one day and re-open the Great Lakes Whaling Company for business, just his business of course. Coon Ahoy~

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